tenk u again!

nakakatuwa naman tingnan! ahehehe marami naman ako nauto! asust! kahit medyo busy mode at pagod ok lang lalo na pag ganito ang nakikita ko! ahehehehe.

muli salamas! pakiss nga! tae!

wala lan.

today is my first day sa work, kaya medyo busy mode muna ako pero il will try to update everyday my bloggy! tae!

anu kaya mangyayari? kinakabahan ako…. asust

aral nina inay at itay.

1. Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB
WELL DONE.

“Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa
labas! Mga leche kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay.”

2. Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.
“Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka
na!”

3.Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.
“Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko.”

4. At kay Inay pa rin ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC.
“Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang
magisa ang manonood ng sine.”

5. Si Inay din ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig
sahibin ng IRONY.
“Sige ngumalngal ka pa at bibigyan talaga kita ng
iiyakan mo!”

6. Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang
CONTORTIONISM.
“Tingnan mo nga yang dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tingnan
mo!!!”

7. Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong ibig
sabihin ng STAMINA.
“Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga’t di mo natatapos
yang lahat ng pagkain mo!”

8. At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung ano ang
WEATHER.
“Lintek talaga kayo, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong
magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng bagyo!”

9. Ganito ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay tungkol sa
CIRCLE OF LIFE:
“SALBAHE kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito,
maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito.”

10. Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR
MODIFICATION.

“Tumigil ka nga diyan! Huwag kang mag-inarte na parang
Nanay mo!”

11. Si Inay naman ang nagturo kung anong ibig sabihin
ng GENETICS.
“Nagmana ka ngang talaga sa ama mong walanghiya!”

12. Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong
ibig sabihin ng ENVY.
“Maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang, di ba kayo
nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad
namin?”

13. Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION.
“Sige kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa
bahay!”

14. At si Itay pa rin ang nagturo kay Kuya kung anong
ibig sabihin ng RECEIVING.
“Uupakan kita pagdating natin sa bahay!”

15. Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang
HUMOR.
“Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong
lawnmower, wag na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at
lulumpuhin kita!”

16. At ang pinakamahalaga sa lahat, natutunan ko kina
Inay at Itay kung ano ang JUSTICE.
“Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, tiyak maging
katulad mo at magiging pasakit din sa ulo!”

anu tama ba?? tae!

today is my lucky day, pt.1

this is my lucky day! cguro nga dahil nawala na ang sumpa. dahil ngayon araw na ito ay nakamit ko na ang minimithi kong maging pakipakinabang na isang mamamayan, isang anak, isang kaibigan. tae! ewan ko ndi ko alam papaano explain pero sa ngayon eh isa lang ang alam ko “MAY TRABAHO na AKO!!!”

narinig ko na rin sa wakas ang isang matilanghagang pangungusap na dati ko pa inaasam, lalim bwakanang!

“Mr. Banks, Your hired!”

nung una kong marinig akala ko eh joke lang, pero hindi pala may katotohanan pala, malinaw na malinaw. at hindi lang natapos ung bwenas kong iyon, tinext ko agad ang aking fudrakz para ipaalam sa kanya ang magandang balita, at bigla nyan’ nasabi “OK Nak, tuloy na ang Mobile mo!” sabi ko ung Iphone ko? sabay banggit nya “Ou!” wow naalala ko ang aming deal. bwahahahaha, tsk.tsk.tsk.. kulang nalang eh magtatatalon ako nung mga oras na iyon!! promise, iba ang feeling ko. ang saya saya!

Promise may part 2 itong entry kong ito, medyo wala ako sa misyo dahil sa sabrang pagod ko at saya eh medyo hagard na ako at antok na antok na ako, maya ulit, kwento ko ang buong pangyayari.

wait mo… tae!

you must read this or else…

Eight Lies of a Mother.

This story begins when I was a child: I was born poor. Often we hadn’t enough to eat. Whenever we had some food, Mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was transferring her rice into my bowl, she would say “Eat this rice, son! I’m not hungry.”
This was Mother’s First Lie.
As I grew, Mother gave up her spare time to fish in a river near our house; she hoped that from the fish she caught, she could give me a little bit more nutritious food for my growth. Once she had caught just two fish, she would make fish soup. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the what was still left on the bone of the fish I had eaten, My heart was touched when I saw it. Once I gave the other fish to her on my chopstick but she immediately refused it and said, “Eat this fish, son!
I don’t really like fish.”
This was Mother’s Second Lie.
Then, in order to fund my education, Mother went to a Match Factory to bring home some used matchboxes which she filled with fresh matchsticks.
This helped her get some money to cover our needs. One wintry night I awoke to find Mother filling the matchboxes by candlelight. So I said, “Mother, go to sleep; it’s late: you can continue working tomorrow morning.”
Mother smiled and said “Go to sleep, son! I’m not tired.”
This was Mother’s Third Lie
When I had to sit my Final Examination, Mother accompanied me. After dawn, Mother waited for me for hours in the heat of the sun. When the bell rang, I ran to meet her.. Mother embraced me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared in a thermos. The tea was not as strong as my Mother’s love, Seeing Mother covered with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said “Drink, son!
I’m not thirsty!”.
This was Mother’s Fourth Lie.
After Father’s death, Mother had to play the role of a single parent.
She held on to her former job; she had to fund our needs alone. Our family’s life was more complicated. We suffered from starvation. Seeing our family’s condition worsening, my kind Uncle who lived near my house came to help us solve our problems big and small.
Our other neighbors saw that we were poverty stricken so they often advised my mother to marry again. But Mother refused to remarry saying “I don’t need love.”
This was Mother’s Fifth Lie.
After I had finished my studies and gotten a job, it was time for my old Mother to retire but she carried on going to the market every morning just to sell a few vegetables. I kept sending her money but she was steadfast and even sent the money back to me. She said, “I have enough money.”
That was Mother’s Sixth Lie.
I continued my part-time studies for my Master’s Degree.. Funded by the American Corporation for which I worked, I succeeded in my studies. With a big jump in my salary, I decided to bring Mother to enjoy life in America but Mother didn’t want to bother her son; she said to me “I’m not used to to high living.”
That was Mother’s Seventh Lie
In her dotage, Mother was attacked by cancer and had to be hospitalized.
Now living far across the ocean, I went home to visit Mother who was bedridden after an operation. Mother tried to smile but I was heartbroken because she was so thin and feeble but Mother said, “Don’t cry, son!
I’m not in pain.”
That was Mother’s Eighth Lie.
Telling me this, her eighth lie, she died.
YES, MOTHER WAS AN ANGEL!

M – O – T – H – E – R

“M” is for the Million things she gave me, “O” means Only that she’s growing old, “T” is for the Tears she shed to save me, “H” is for her Heart of gold, “E” is for her Eyes with love-light shining in them, “R”
means Right, and right she’ll always be, Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER” a word that means the world to me.
For those of you who are lucky to be still blessed with your Mom’s presence on Earth, this story is beautiful. For those who aren’t so blessed, this is even more beautiful.
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ahuhuhu 😦 muntik na ako mahulog sa inuupuan ko dahil sobrang natouch ako dito…… asust!

ahehehe.

Just a  Friendly Advice:

KUNG SAWA KNA SA BUHAY…TRY MO SA KABILANG BUHAY!!!——- (may ganun!):) kaw kaya try mo! 🙂

natawa talaga ako dito, napulot ko lang naman ito sa bulletin board ko sa friendster. ahehehe mula kay banjoe akala ko naman ksi kung anung seryosong advice letche katarantaduhan naman pala! toink**.

un lang! 🙂 tae!

tito jack.

Goodbyes are not forever.
Goodbyes are not the end.
They simply mean I’ll miss you
Until we meet again!

ang araw na ito ay isa sa mga importante petsa sa aking buhay dahil ngayon araw na ito ay ang berday ng isang kong pinakababoritong tito sa balat ng lupa. si tito jack! kaya nga lang eh sa mga oras na ito eh hindi ko na sya mababati ng personal at maasar man lang dahil wala na siya, nasa kabilang mundo na sya. hay nakakamiss ka tito jack! wala na akong titong magkukunsente sa akin, sa pagsusugal? ahehehe. naaala ko pa nung mg

a time na wala akong puhunan para sa tong its eh ikaw pa ang nagbibigay? wala na tuloy magbibigay sa akin? 🙂 cguro nga totoo ung kasabihan na mahirap maging mabait ng husto kasi un ang mga kinukuha ni God! ahehehe kaya ako ayoko munang magpakabait ng husto mahirap na. joke! ewan ko ba kung maaalala ko ulet eh may promise pa sya sa akin eh, kaya nga ako umuwe dito sa pinas dahil sa kanya dahil isasakay nya raw ako sa barko? naka nang tito wer na u? d2 na me? joke ulet baka sumagot pa sya eh takot ako sa multo. hehe 🙂

pero tito sa totoo lang nakakamiss ka na, wala na ung tito kong pagnalalashing eh nangungulet at tipong atapang atao kahit sino inaaway? wala na ung maingay? hmp…..

kaya ngayong araw na ito ay inaalay ko sa iyo bilang alaala ng nakalipas. (naks!) sana kung nasan ka man ngayon (eh dyan ka nalang!) joke ulet! wag kana magparamdam kasi takot ako eh! kidding aside alam mo naman mahal na mahal ka namin dahil sa mga kabaitan mo at sa mga pangangaral mo sa amin simula noong mga bata pa kame sabay bigay mo sa amin ng pera! hehehe nakakamiss dahil wala na rin ung papasok sa bahay at maglilipat ng channel sa karera ng kabayo. we will miss you tito.

Happy Birthday Tito Jack!!

at sa mga oras na ito eh kasama mo na rin ngayon si lola Manay na iniwan na rin kami dito sa mundo ng mga mortal. hmp, hay naku ah nauuso naman ito ah! (Joke!!!) ndi kidding aside ulet, alam naman nating lahat na lahat tao eh dyan din ang punta pero sa tamang panahon ika nga nila eh sa takdang panahon. unaunahan lang ba! alam ko rin naman eh masaya na kayo dyan. kamusta mo nalan ako sa kanilang lahat ahehehe.

muli mamiss ko kayo! mwuah! (ulet ah ok na yun, wag na kayong paparamdam ah!):)